Horse Creek and Mobeetie's Bank

I wish that damn Dr. Sommerfeldt had told me to watch Shutter Island instead of ragging on and on about pissing dirty. Had the FBI hired me instead of giving me a hard time the Jews wouldn't have to contend with the dirty deed of shoving Syria out into the Mediterranean Sea & chewing up Persia to where no one will be able to rule the Peacock Kingdom for generations to come. There may not be many subjects left to rule when the Labor Party decides the Whore's sons have had enough.

But I'll not hide under my bed from Arab scumbags or black clouds like Scottie does ever time the wind picks up. I would rather laugh remembering when Roy B. roped a full grown Mule Deer in the box end of Horse Creek from his horse and all three of them nearly died before the Devine Hand of Providence untangled the rope so Roy B. could catch his breath and take another drink.

If Jim Cloyd hadn't shot Rusty and then sent him to prison I could tell a funny story about when he and his old lady robbed the bank at Mobeetie. I was just a kid but I can remember Willa Dean and Bernie and Phyllis and George talking about it. George was Rusty's brother and Phyllis was married to him.  Willa Dean & Phyllis watched Toni and I when we got out of school. They had me riding Nickel and Penny, Kirby's horses, up and down the dirt road behind the high school when I was in the first grade and my babysitter's brother-in - law was a bank robber. I shit you not the thought occurred to me that Jesse James or Billy the kid might ride up and ask for a drink of water at any time. I loved it and never was afraid, I was having a ball and really felt like I was more important than some of the other kids were because I was "running with outlaws." Haha!!! No sh#t, ask Kirby or Cathy.